Monthly Archives: October 2008

Freedom From the Press

Responding to Sarah Palin’s expressed fear that media criticism of her public comments amounts to suppressing her First Amendment rights, Glenn Greenwald gives a short lesson on freedom of expression as guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution:

The First Amendment is actually not that complicated. It can be read from start to finish in about 10 seconds. It bars the Government from abridging free speech rights. It doesn’t have anything to do with whether you’re free to say things without being criticized, or whether you can comment on blogs without being edited, or whether people can bar you from their private planes because they don’t like what you’ve said.

If anything, Palin has this exactly backwards, since one thing that the First Amendment does actually guarantee is a free press. Thus, when the press criticizes a political candidate and a Governor such as Palin, that is a classic example of First Amendment rights being exercised, not abridged.

So, yeah, she may have more “executive experience” than Barack Obama, but I think we can see why a constitutional scholar would be more prefereable. That is, if the last eight years of domestic espionage, secret detentions and torture were not enough.

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In Contempt (10/20/2008): Zombie Purge

Zombie Purge
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In Contempt (10/23/2008): Kissed a Girl

Kissed a Girl
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In Contempt (10/21/2008): Casualties of Language

Casualties of Language
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Attack Dog Meme

With Tuesday’s cartoon I managed to beat one of my political cartooning heroes, Ben Sargent to the attack dog meme by one day. That said, he draws way better than I do.

Meanwhile, speaking of memes, here are a few more Halloween cartoons.

Mike Luckovich. A 401K costume.

John Branch. Another 401K costume.

Nate Beeler. Financial adviser costume.

Tom Toles. This one isn’t bad. I like the use of a Halloween display as a chamber of horrors for the next president. It’s better than his predictable 401K gag. (At least he was first out of the gate on that one.)

And a Joe the Plumber toon I actually like, courtesy of Auth.

Meanwhile, how many different ways is this Gordon Campbell cartoon utterly racist!? Come on, Gordo, isn’t it possible that Colin Powell endorsed Obama because they share similar foreign policy views? You would know that if you had paid attention to Powell’s comments on foreign policy for the last, oh, four years since he left the BushAdmin.

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Matt Bors Mocks Halloween Cliché; Hack Cartoonists Everywhere Pout

A couple days ago I railed with righteous fury ‘gainst the dull-witted jack-a-napes who demean the grand art of political cartooning with their anodyne usage of the Halloween trick-or-treat meme.

No one really cared.

BUT my good friend Matt Bors just happened to be drawing a cartoon mocking that very cliché. He posted it today, so, yo, check it. Forthwith, post-hate, with the seven winds against your back.

And, uh, what the hell is a “jack-a-nape”?

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Smart, But Crazy

Two headlines from ArsTechnica.Com:

Internet searches may strengthen the aging brain

And:

Add Internet addiction to psychiatric disorders, says doctor

So in 50 years we’ll see a lot of smart, neurotic people plodding around. Sounds like home.

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In Contempt (10/16/2008): Deadly Silence

Deadly Silence cartoon

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The Halloween Cliche

It’s October, so that means every political cartoonist in the nation must draw at least one trick-or-treat cartoon. It’s the same cartoon every time: a suburban home, the door open, and someone dressed up as something scary, labelled “Recession” or “Mortgage Crisis” or some trite crap like that. Here’s a typical example:

Below the cartoonist takes a few satirical swipes at candidates he opposes. All fine and dandy. I don’t know who these people are, because I don’t live wherever Varvel lives, and I don’t care. What I do care about is that there is nothing at all insightful, funny or clever about this whatsoever.

There are variations on the theme.

I kinda like this one (above), but not for reasons that the cartoonist intended. It’s the unsettling, rather uncanny sight of John McCain wearing an Obama mask. In rendering the mask, the artist uses the same caricature style for Obama’s face that he uses for McCain’s without adding any texture or other technique to suggest “mask.” As a result, it reads more as “skin pulled off the skull of the living Obama.” Which makes McCain a creepy serial killer — and that makes me laugh.

Meanwhile … what?!

What is Plante trying to say? Anything? What does Plante think about the bailout? About the mortgage-backed securities crisis? About Paulson’s plan or Bush’s performance or a home owner’s plight or – well, anything? What does he think?!?! We have an allusion to Hurricane Katrina and FEMA’s botch-up under Michael Brown’s leadership (or lack of.) But what about it?

And that’s the problem with relying on cliches for inspiration. Nothing is really said, no opinion is made, no risks are taken, so nothing really funny happens; the brain doesn’t light up with connections nor does the heart ignite with fury or indignation. It’s just a chuckle, if that, a harmless non-thought sandwiched between editorials, letters to the editor and syndicated columns that, for all of their faults (and there are many), at least show engagement with the world around them and strive to advance a position, however futile. Is it any wonder more professional political cartoonists are losing their jobs?

In Contempt (10/14/2008): Backfire

Backfire cartoon
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